The Answer You Have All Been Waiting For…

I know you have been dying to know.

Why am I such a bitch?

I have an answer for you.

Because it is fucking FUN!

This is the story of a girl… Actually, a woman…

Who dated a boy.  Nope, that is it, he was just a boy.  (Side note: just because the other testicle dropped and you have a hair on your chest, that does not make you a man.)

And the woman was intellectually superior to the boy.

So she left the boy.

And she married a man.

And they are awesomely happy.

What happened to the boy you ask?

Who cares? 

I don’t.

Because I am a bitch.

Why you ask?

Isn’t this where we started?

Do we HAVE to go thru this again?

I hope you are having a great weekend.

Bye bye!!

Supporting Our Troops… Yes, OUR Troops…

Ever since war began, any war, people have had ways to support their soldiers.  Signs, flags, ribbons, you name it.

Since the terrible fall of the Twin Towers, Americans have quadrupled the ways they show support.  That is awesome!  As you know, to show my support, I bang a soldier every chance I get.  (And before you get all excited, it is the same soldier, my husband…) 

However, if you are going to create a unique symbol supporting our troops, do some research.  Especially if you are going to use it for your business.

Otherwise, you end up with this:

Please note “U.S. ARMY” and “ALL AMERICAN OUTFITTERS”…

Now please note the Canadian soldier and the British tank…

Sigh.

Seriously?

At least this next sign was probably thoroughly researched.  And it makes me giggle.

So… show your troops some love. That way they don’t have to show it to themselves…