I know you have been dying to know.
Why am I such a bitch?
I have an answer for you.
Because it is fucking FUN!
This is the story of a girl… Actually, a woman…
Who dated a boy. Nope, that is it, he was just a boy. (Side note: just because the other testicle dropped and you have a hair on your chest, that does not make you a man.)
And the woman was intellectually superior to the boy.
So she left the boy.
And she married a man.
And they are awesomely happy.
What happened to the boy you ask?
Who cares?
I don’t.
Because I am a bitch.
Why you ask?
Isn’t this where we started?
Do we HAVE to go thru this again?
I hope you are having a great weekend.
Bye bye!!
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